Monday, September 19, 2011

BISEXUAL, DISCREET OR NOT? THE DONT'S......

 After having a good traffic in my previous post about "31 FACTS ABOUT GAYS,WHERE DO YOU BELONG?" I've read again in same website an interesting facts about bisexual.In verbatim here it is.Enjoy reading...

  Remember that these are the kind of guys who love staying inside their pink closets. Due to family, peer, social or work related reasons and pressures, they maintain their identities like OO7. Please don’t forget as well that they REALLY HATE effeminates or screaming fags. Unless they are referring to themselves as being “the girl” for that sexual bout.

Five or ten years ago, I seldom see obviously gay people going to the gym. The gym has been the mothership for weightlifters and aspiring Mr. Muscleman contestants. In fact, in those previous years I’ve mentioned, I rarely hear the word tops or bottoms or versas. Certainly, every gay man has his own experience to share during his “re-awakening” period.



Here are the tips that the gay man of the century had learned so as not to be maligned or receive rejections from their eyeballs:

DON’T…

1. Wear shoulder bags. No matter the brand or how metrosexual you can be, this is still a big turn-off for most discreet guys.

2. Wear shocking colors. Would you like to see a sex eyeball in tangerine, fucshia, apple green or electric blue?

3. Put make-up. Would you like to be crowned as the new Foundation Day Queen?

4. Wear a ladies perfume or a cheap cologne. Better yet, your natural masculine scent is a big turn-on. The scent of your roll-on is enough to multiply the pheromones of your armpits.

5. Pretend that your voice is manly. The conversation will come up for sure. The high pitch quality is uncontrollable if that’s the natural you. But what the heck! David Beckham has that icky voice but is so gorgeous.

6. Look so neat that you just stepped out of a salon unless you are indeed a celebrity or a ramp model coming from a photo shoot.

7. Appear to be so sexually-inclined, so malicious that you want to suck the whole person at the moment of meeting-up.

8. Exaggerate your moves. Every sway of your hips and fingers cannot deny your femininity.

9. Over-impress the guy that you start praising him to high-heavens during the first meet-up. Get some decency and self-respect no matter how attractive the guy is than you.

10. Lure the guy with the money on your wallet. Would you like to be held-up?

11. Volunteer to pay all of the bills, unless you picked up the guy from the slum areas. You are just sending the signal to the guy that you aren’t beautiful as well and your money will just buy his company.



12. Forget to pray that you will be safe into that risky encounter. Always bring with you some identification cards for some untoward incidents.

 









13. Forget to protect yourself by bringing some lube or rubber. You don’t want your family and friends to learn that you had some anal lacerations.

14. Dream that the guy will still contact you after that sex eyeball. He’s got other asses to explore.

15. Over react if you see some cockroaches, lizards, spiders or rats running. These creatures are effective in tracing a guy’s gayness.

16. Discuss things that might bore your partner, stories about your EXs and past experiences unless he asks for it.

17. Discuss about the arts or gallery or cultural shows and ballet performances. They might suspect you as the prima ballerina.

18. Invite your partner to your house when your room is sprinkled with freesias, candles, vases and feminine colors of your curtains. Unless, he is of the same interests.

19. Forget… that a masculine room is devoid of antiques, floral lampshades, shawls, flowers, candles, tightly-neat room. The girly magazine is a plus not necessarily gay mags.

20. Wear girly undies unless there was a role-play scheduled.

21. Wear too much accessories. Simplicity is preferred. The more accessories you wear be it on your ears or fingers and wrists the more “gayish” you appear. A real discreet guy is contented with his masculine wristwatch, no fancy colors or styles, an authentic Swiss alarm chronograph is a big turn-on. Those fancy “de-palito” / FAKE watches from the street vendors or Divisoria simply shows your “ka-cheapan” and “TH / trying hard” attitude. You might as well not wear ANYTHING!

 
22. Wear pastel or loud colored belts most especially WHITE COLOR! What a disaster!
 

These are just some of the things that you need to check for yourself and the list might go on and on and you may suggest some more by adding your comments and suggestions.